Distraction-free.
Action-free, too.
Our intelligent interface gets out of your way. Literally. The moment you approach it.
✳ BUILT FOR TEAMS. AVOIDED BY TEAMS.
Less doing.
More being done.*
One workspace for all the things you’ll get around to.
Finally, software that shares your commitment to doing the bare minimum.
No credit card required. No access provided, either.
go on. click something.
app.nope / your-potential♧
Looking productive. Nailed it.
Monday, or whatever. You’re doing great.
Tasks completed0↔ 0%Remarkably consistent.
Potential unlocked100%Entirely theoretical.
Meetings avoided24↗ 12%Our only real metric.
Your momentumTHIS WEEK ⌄
100500
Perfectly stable. Like your ambition.
MONTUEWEDTHUFRI
That thing you said you’d doNot todayY
✓
Nothing has been saved.Just as you left it.
*Being done is a mindset. Results are not implied.
TRUSTED BY FORWARD-THINKING TEAMS AT COMPLETELY MADE-UP COMPANIES
◈ almost⌁ laterOFFSITE®◐ pendingEventually.
A LITTLE LESS SOFTWARE. A LOT LESS FOLLOW-THROUGH.
Everything you need.
Just out of reach.
We removed the friction.
Then we removed the functionality.
You’re welcome.
Distraction-free.
Align your team.
On doing nothing.
Bring everyone together in one place, where absolutely nobody can accidentally move things forward.
Let the work
not do itself.
Set it and forget it. Mostly the second part. Our workflows have boundaries, and we respect that.
★★★★★UNVERIFIED. UNBOTHERED.
“We switched to nope and our output stayed exactly the same. Incredible consistency.”
PPat, Head of Looking BusyAlmost Inc. · A fictional success story
PRICING THAT RESPECTS YOUR INDECISION
A plan for every
level of reluctance.
Simple pricing. Complicated relationship with commitment.
Maybe
For people just thinking about it.
$0/ forever, probably
- Unlimited intentions
- One very empty workspace
- Community-level indifference
MOST CONSIDERED
PROFESSIONALEventually
For teams ready to almost start.
$19/ month, in theory
- Everything in Maybe
- Advanced procrastination
- Priority avoidance
Not a chance
For organizations with a process.
Let’s not.
- Dedicated account avoider
- Enterprise-grade excuses
- An SLA we’ll get back to you on
These plans are fictional. No payments, accounts, or productivity will occur.
YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR. INTERESTING.
Ready to get
absolutely nowhere?
Join zero people getting ahead with nope.